The Russian Federation of Stand USA is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Vladimir Putin with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.846 billion USAians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cremont. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.0%.

The frighteningly efficient USAian economy, worth 211 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 114,827 Rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 372,910 per year while the poor average 26,659, a ratio of 14.0 to 1.

Chocolate in Stand USA has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers, real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, and economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stand USA's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Stand USA is ranked 275,668^th in the world and 1,393^rd in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 7.58 pounds of wildlife per square mile.